Posts Tagged ‘Obama’

page0_blog_entry148_110. Everyone will have to participate in Civil War reenactments at least once a month as part of the Civil War Reserve.

9. Midgets/Dwarfs will be forced by the government to become the seeing eye-people for the blind. (either on leashes, or by sitting on people’s shoulders)

8. Government Healthcare is really a secret plan so that very poor actually become organ farms for the very rich.

7. Insurance coverage will be rationed depending on the results of an IQ test, the lower it is the less coverage you can expect.

6. If you have a beard and you like it, you can keep it.



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Senator Cornyn\’s Letter to President Obama

Synopsis: WH New Media Director requests “fishy” speech opposing health care/insurance reform be forwarded to flag@whitehouse.gov.  Texas Senator Cornyn writes President Obama inquiring about such a request.

Remember when people were arrested and labeled anti-patriotic and domestic terrorists for peacefully protesting just a short time ago when Bush was in office?  Read the first link so you don’t think its media bias…



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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

I’ve had nightmares this day would come!! Unfortunately, that day has arrived.  Chuck Norris is after Obama….(seriously)…. to show him his birth certificate. The birthers’ dream of throwing the President out of office has now become a scary reality, if not an inevitability.  The birthers, if didn’t know, are a fringe group of crazies who insist that Obama show them his birth certificate on a daily basis, even though the birth certificate is readily available online.  These nutjobs pretend like they’ve never seen it before, despite the countless copies he and his staff hand out like fliers at town hall meetings, and the tons more they’ve thrown out of cars traveling in the President’s motorcade.  They inexplicably forget the surprise birthday party Obama threw for Birther leader Orly Taitz just two weeks ago in which the President, not only “made it rain” by dumping over 20,000 birth certificate copies on unsuspecting party patrons,  but he also went as far as printing the invitations on copies of his certificate too.  It’s like the movie Groundhog Day with these backwoods people.
They’ve been seen as a group of looneys, that is until today.  You see, Chuck Norris sent Obama a letter (written on newborn baby flesh) in which he demands that the President show him his birth certificate.
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=105767 Great!! Now these whackjobs have legitimate muscle behind them, just what we needed- WMDs ending up in the wrong hands.  Norris and the birthers create an unstoppable redneck-tarded Voltron-like force, the likes of which this country has never seen before.  When asked about the letter, Chuck responded by saying, “I’m going to see Obama’s name on some certificate by this Friday one way or another….if not his birth certificate then I’ll personally deliver his death certificate.”  Obama had recently started to treat the birther’s daily requests as a joke and posted these “authentic” birth certificates on the White House website:
Enlisting the help of Chuck Norris can only be seen as a decisive victory for the birthers, because when Chuck speaks – everyone listens…. to themselves die.  Birthers’ believe that Obama’s birth is a theory, much like Chuck Norris’ birth, except Chuck’s is known as the Big Bang. The government has not tried to hide its fear of Norris, as evident by the fact that he has never paid any taxes- even state sales tax.   Instead, Chuck sends them his 1040ez forms blank – with only a stapled picture of himself crouched in attack-mode.  Want another sign that Obama’s days are numbered in the white house?  Chuck is not only a racist, he invented it….after Mr. T beat him in Tic Tac Toe once.  However, this wouldn’t be the first time Norris ends the life of a President… back in 1963 he was responsible for killing President Kennedy.   Many people think JFK was assassinated, however excerpts from the Zapruder film clearly show that just as Oswald fired his rifle, Chuck deflected all three bullets with his beard.   JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.

In a twist of irony, some are contending that the real reason Chuck Norris is getting involved is because he felt slighted, even disrespected by the absence of his name in the new Health Care Reform proposals.  Critics of the plan have pointed out that Norris’ name is not mentioned once in any of the proposals, despite simultaneously being the number one, three, and eight cause of death in this country. Just last week the President addressed the issue and said that, “Chuck is the ultimate pre-existing condition,” and said the industry practice of treating Norris as the big bearded killing machine in the room that no one wants to talk about, had to stop.” However, others think it was too late for Obama to reach out and the damage had been done. In the prophetic words of President Roosevelt… “We have nothing to fear except fear itself. And Chuck Norris.”

The 48th "certificate" claimed by the Birthers- a hieroglyphic picture detaling Obama's birth found inside ancient Egyptian pyramid.

The 48th "birth certificate" claimed by the Birthers is a hieroglyphic carving found inside an ancient Egyptian pyramid depicting Obama's birth. This is conclusive proof that Obama is not an U.S. citizen since it was clearly made prior to the U.S. being founded.

Some extra Chuck jokes:
Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t consider it sex if the woman survives
Chuck was born in a cabin deep in the woods….. that he built with his own hands.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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If you want to know more on exactly what the proposed bills will include visit http://www.kff.org/healthreform/sidebyside.cfm to see the actual proposals side by side.

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The Obama Cult – Economist.com … July 23, 2009

Jul 23rd 2009

If Barack Obama disappoints his supporters, they will have only
themselves to blame


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Obama\’s Job Approval Hits New Low of 52%

I think I’m going to leave the heavy lifting to Andy on this one. Mostly because there isn’t much for me to say (the proof is in the pudding). I am curious to see what “The Sleuth” (aka Andy) will uncover. – Bobby Nz

Actually there isnt much lifting to do…  it’s obvious that the honeymoon is over.  This is closer to what best can be expected from a president who inherited a country in shambles and on the brink of economic collapse.  Need I remind you that Bush had an approval rating of 25% shortly before leaving office and spent the majority of his whole second term below well below 50%.


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The U.S. Supreme Court in Immigration and Naturilization Service v. Jagdish Rai Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983), explicitly stated that under Art. II, § 2, cl. 2, of the U.S. Constitution, “The Senate alone was given final unreviewable power to approve or to disapprove presidential appointments.

For that reason, I do not understand how Obama’s plethora of czars are not subject to review. In other words, the unconstitutionality is very clear; unlike many other aspects of the law that are not so black and white, but rather gray.

For the record, Reagan – yes, Reagan – starting the “czar” or “csar” (both are accepting as correct spelling(s)) position. If I’m not mistaken, he had TWO. G. W. Bush had 12 (at most). B. Hussein Obama, being in office for six months, has over (more…)

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