Forty (40) years ago the United States faced the same push from liberals for socialized medicine… Ronald Reagan spoke out and it seems like the same story this time around. Fear not, Reagan (having passed) still has a response!!! – Bobby Nz
Congressman Rogers has my vote for president after this just-under-four-minute speech!!! – Bobby Nz
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House Minority leader John Boehner’s signature sunless tanning spray has been recalled by Naranja Skin Co. due a growing number of customer complaints. The Republican representative’s Deep Orange MicroMist Tanning spray had enjoyed national success until numerous customers recently needed to be hospitalized because they suffered adverse effects from using the spray. Thirteen people, in all, needed emergency care when continued use of the spray caused them to suffer severe skin rashes, uncontrollable diarrhea, and second degree burns. Although the Naranja Skin Co. claimed the hospitalizations were isolated incidents, it issued a formal apology and has also called for an immediate recall of all sold and unsold product. Boehner characterized Naranja’s recall as a precautionary move and stood by the products’ formula, claiming “hey look at me you don’t see me crapping my pants and my skin burning aint off neither!”
The most common side effects customers complained of was unexplained sensations of
elitism, and sudden bouts of douchy attitude. These side effects were no secret to Boehner and Naranja as the products’ warning labels explicitly contained those very conditions. Boehmer explained, “when you look this good and tan, you can’t help but feel better than everyone, plus you aren’t afraid to let them know either.”
Originally marketed for middle aged men and women, Boehner’s spray surprisingly gained a loyal following amongst the 16-22 demographic, especially in the Philadelphia and New Jersey markets. When word spread of the recall angry fans stormed local pharmacies looking to stock up on the potent spray. “I can go a day without my Boehmer’s son, cause the honeys be loving my orangeness” said one area young man. Prior to this weekend’s events Boehmer was rumored to be launching a highly anticipated extra strength version of his spray which he claimed to “make you look like an Umpa Lumpa in only one application guaranteed.” No word yet if the hospitalized customers are seeking legal action or not.
More saatisfied Boehner customers….
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I do not care whether you are from Mars, Venus, the left, the right, Hialeah, or Beverly Hills… we can all agree on one thing: un lechon bien hecho! If only politics were so simple. ESO PASA! – Bobby Nz
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“If President Obama wants to better understand why America’s discomfort with end-of-life discussions threatens to derail his health-care reform, he might begin with his own Department of Veterans Affairs (VA). He will quickly discover how government bureaucrats are greasing the slippery slope that can start with cost containment but quickly become a systematic denial of care.” – Jim Towey, Wall Street Journal
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On a July 28 Fox News Show (above), Glenn Beck called President Obama a racist who has a “deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture,” then as if remembering the President was born to a white mother contradicted…err, rescinded his comment seconds later. The damage was done because soon thereafter ColorofChange.org started calling for a boycott of his show, and apparently sponsors listened. A large number of Beck’s sponsors have subsequently dropped him, which Beck has not taken lightly as supposedly he has been spending much of his off camera time alone crying in dark, musty stairwells. How bad is he hurting? Yesterday evil retailing giant Wal-Mart and seven other companies pulled their ads from his show. Among the other 20 companies that have bailed on the blinkered Beck are: GMAC Financial Services, Best Buy, CVS, Travelocity, Geico, ConAgra, RadioShack, Men’s Wearhouse, State Farm, Sargento Cheese and Procter & Gamble.
WARNING: This content above is just another example of taking excerpts of statements without qualification(s). (Something you will not see me do to “izquierdistas” but something “izquierdistas” commonly practice – I am not saying Andy is an “izquierdista, but this is one of their tactics. The content below is downright hilarious, even considering how much of a conservatist I am. – Bobby Nz
Hundreds of Beck fans have voiced support for him on a counter-protest Web site, which urges consumers to boycott the advertisers who pulled out of Beck’s show. Judging from Monday night’s broadcast, their efforts seemed to work as there were plenty of new sponsors eager to fill the ad slots, including the following notable companies: